Thursday, November 30, 2006

Oh boy...

I walked into the X-Mansion. "Hey guys, I'm here to sign up for the Amazing Mutant Race 3!"

Xavier wheeled over to me. "I wouldn't say that too loudly if I were you. Logan's still sore that we're allowing non-mutants into this at all."


"Look, why don't you go ahead and find yourself a partner."

I grinned evilly. "How 'bout you, Chuckles?"

He only smiled. "Don't forget that I am the world's most powerful telepath."

So much for that. Time to ask everybody else (except Logan).

Cyclops was busy with Carol, Laura was making out with Angus, Storm was well... Storm. And none of the other guys seemed to want to team up with me. Except Josh, of course. The only problem is, he ain't very fast, and I'm not expecting to need much healing.

One has to be optimistic.

As luck would have it, I hadn't asked Emma Frost. And there she came, walking down the hallway... dressed like this:


"E... Em... Emma, um, hi..." I stuttered.

She looked at me and smiled. "Peter Parker, right? Spider-Man?"

"Uh, yeah, that's me."

"It's good to see you!"

"It is?"

"Yeah." she laughed. "What are you here for? Checking on Angus?"

"Well, yeah, but I'm also looking for a partner for the Amazing Mutant Race 3 and..."

"Oh, have you found anyone?"

"Ummm... Josh did volunteer but..."

"He's too young." she finished for me. "You know what, I really haven't been up to much lately. Would you mind having me for a partner?"

Mind? Was she freakin' nuts? "Of course not. Actually, I'd like that."

"Great!" she squealed. "See you later!" And with that, she ran off.

I stood still, in shock. Emma Frost. The Emma Frost was my new partner!

Then it hit me. How in the sphincter of Hell was I going to explain this to MJ?

Hey I chose the big ugly albino

Wow don't I have enough on my plate already?

Ok we can say I was taken into a dimensional portal or something. Or maybe even I'm not Koma.

Oh well I pick Caliban as my Mutant partner in this farce.

read his wikipedia page -

Thats all folks for now.


Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Welcome to the Amazing Mutant Race 3

You can sign up here for the race. Each contestant will be paired up with an X-Man of their choice. Those X-Men already being used by bloggers will only be available to those bloggers.

The race is open to any blogger that wants to play.

New challenges will be given each week. There will be one loser and one winner each leg. If you'd like to sign up - send me an e-mail and I will send you an invitation to join this blog. Then you can make posts.

The race is scheduled to start after the holidays, first week in January.The order in which the contestants depart each week will be determined by their order of arrival the previous week. In each post you will have to get your character and your X-Men from one point to the next and resolve the challenges that will be posed along the way.

Your entry will take your characters within a hundred yards of the finish line. The judge will then determine the order of arrival.

Posts will be judged for creativity and entertainment value. The important thing to remember, this is all about the fun and good times. Competition is secondary, if anything.

If you want to participate, send me an e-mail.