Sunday, March 04, 2007

The Grand Finale!

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the final leg of the Amazing Mutant Race 3! The three teams who have managed to survive this long are truly a breed apart and worthy of the name champions.

Last week we saw our four remaining teams travel to Beijing, China where they had to show the light a local Chinese sect and help out with the upcoming Summer Olympics. Even though his team set off a small holy war, Vegeta and Wolverine managed to reach the finish line first, making them the winner of the penultimate let of the race.

As the winners, they get to choose one other team to Yield. A Yield forces that team to delay their start time by one hour. Vegeta and Logan must select the picture of the person they wish to Yield and place it on the board.

Koma and Caliban seemed to allow themselves to become distracted from the race by various outside events, causing them to arrive last. As always, the last team to arrive is eliminated.

This leg of the race starts in Beijing China. From there the teams will take a glass elevator to Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory in London England. After a brief tour of the factory, Mr. Wonka will present the racers with their Roadblock. A Roadblock is a challenge only one member of a team may perform.

Can you carry a tune? The contestant selected must create an original song in the musical style of the Oompa Loompas. The song must be about another Amazing Race 3 team, either one still in the game or one that has already been eliminated. If the Oompas applaud the song, they will hand out the Detour. If they do not applaud, a new song must be created.

Once the Roadblock is complete, the teams will then receive their Detour. A Detour is a choice between two tasks, each with its own pros and cons. Teams must successfully complete one of the tasks described on the clue. In this Detour, the teams must choose between Test or Taste.

In Test, the teams will be lead to a deep underground sealed bunker. This special room is blast proof, earthquake proof and fire proof to 400 Kelvins. Both members of each team will have to consume 3 samples each of experimental candies that are still in their beta phase. Wonka is known for radical, even potentially fatal, candy designs so the racers should be familiar with the legal terms “assumption of the risk” and “indemnity”.

In Taste, the teams will be taken to the design laboratory where they will have to create some completely new, never before heard of or tasted candy treat. Once Wonka is satisfied that the new confection is indeed novel, samples will then be given to five lucky children selected through a lottery to taste test the candy. If after tasting, they each check of the “I would buy this again” box on their survey cards, this challenge will be satisfied. Otherwise it’s back to the drawing board.

Once the Detour has been completed, the teams must then make their way to Piccadilly Circus. The first team to arrive will be crowned the winners of the Amazing Mutant Race!


Blogger captain koma said...

Oompa Loompa Flippity Fly
If I had my way you all would fry
Oompa Loompa Slippty Sheen
I would first roast Wolverine

His healing factor would be put to the test.
As I roast him in lava, it would be a mess

It would be something Vegeta would do like me Captain Koma
I'm so Evil.

11:47 PM  
Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One said...

What the Wonka? those Oompa Loompas look like shaved Ewoks.

7:10 PM  

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