Sunday, January 14, 2007

“Yay, what a fun day to play in this field!”

“Hey, Billy, look what I found!”

“What is it, Betty?” Billy asked.

“I don’t know,” replied Betty. “Take a look at it, though.”

“Wow!” Billy whistled. “It’s a low-yield thermonuclear warhead!”

“Is it really?” Betty took a closer look.

“Yeah, and I’m gonna poke it with this stick!”

“Don’t do it, Billy!” Betty warned. But Billy poked it with the stick anyway and lights started beeping on the nuclear device. “Oh no!”

“Maybe I can shut it off,” Billy offered.

“Step away from that warhead!”

“It’s Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator!” the kids yelled in unison. Jon quickly ran up and disabled the beeping bomb.

“Never play with nuclear warheads,” Jon said. “If you ever see one, run and tell your parents or authorities right away.”

“Now we know!” exclaimed the two children.

“And knowing is half the battle.”



Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One said...

Thanks to GI Joes Eddie the Therma-nuclear warhead Eagal we all live in a safer world.

2:46 AM  
Blogger captain koma said...

This public service announcment was brought to you by GI Joe and the US Army. Keeping the American way of life by crushing other countries since WW2.

6:10 AM  
Blogger Professor Xavier said...

Whew! For a minute there I thought Billy and Betty were going to die in a horrible tragedy!

7:11 AM  
Blogger Professor Xavier said...

* Picks up Jon's clipboard. Draws second red X after Captain Koma's name. *

7:12 AM  
Blogger Warbird said...

what happens if he gets 3 x's

7:26 AM  
Blogger Professor Xavier said...

Looks like Koma is going to be finding out pretty soon.

9:43 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo said...

Yeah, you tell 'em!

Those nuclear warheads are murder on the hair.

9:27 PM  

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