“Yay, what a fun day to play in this field!”

“Hey, Billy, look what I found!”

“What is it, Betty?” Billy asked.

“I don’t know,” replied Betty. “Take a look at it, though.”

“Wow!” Billy whistled. “It’s a low-yield thermonuclear warhead!”

“Is it really?” Betty took a closer look.

“Yeah, and I’m gonna poke it with this stick!”

“Don’t do it, Billy!” Betty warned. But Billy poked it with the stick anyway and lights started beeping on the nuclear device. “Oh no!”

“Maybe I can shut it off,” Billy offered.

“Step away from that warhead!”

“It’s Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator!” the kids yelled in unison. Jon quickly ran up and disabled the beeping bomb.

“Never play with nuclear warheads,” Jon said. “If you ever see one, run and tell your parents or authorities right away.”

“Now we know!” exclaimed the two children.

“And knowing is half the battle.”