G.I. Jon and Nightcrawler Part 4: The Atoll of Fear

*** On Board the USS Flagg aircraft carrier ***

“Lieutenant Falcon, good to see you again.” I shook the Special Forces officer’s hand. “How are things going?”
“Doing well, Jon,” he answered. “Let me introduce you to the team, this is Sgt. Slaughter, Shipwreck, Cutter, Bazooka, Jinx, and Alpine.”
“You better be ready to bust some heads,” Sgt. Slaughter growled. “I don’t have time to babysit your sorry hide.”
“Don’t worry about me, Sarge,” I grinned. “I can take care of myself.”
“Yeah well if you can’t hang, yer going home in a ditty bag.” The Marine drill instructor leaned in close to me. “An itty bitty ditty bag.”
“I’m ready to go when everyone else is,” I said after greeting everyone.
We loaded up in the WHALE and headed out, making our way across the waves towards the Atoll of Fear.
“Sea’s kind of choppy, huh?” I called out from the starboard twin .50 cal turret.
“Yeah, looks like you don’t have yer sea legs yet, ya lubber,” Shipwreck laughed. “Hope you get ‘em before we hit the beach.”
“OK, so if this is a sea op,” I shouted above the bellow of the giant propellers and noise of the waves. “What’s with these two?”
“We’re comic relief,” rumbled Bazooka.

“Tommy and Richard,” Bazooka offered.
“Tommy and Richard?” I said.
“Don’t ask,” Alpine answered.


“More Cobras, over there!” Falcon pointed towards some more ground troops.
“Leave them to me.” Jinx tore into hapless terrorists like a whirlwind. They didn’t stand a chance against her ninja skills and were soon running away.

“Looks like they were just setting us up to hit us from above!” I pointed to where Cobra Rattlers were taking off from hidden hanger. They roared into the air and fired down on us from the sky.

“We’re gonna need some help or else our goose is cooked!” Alpine dove for cover.

“Either way,” Falcon said. “We’re in trouble.”
*** Meanwhile at G.I. Joe Headquarters ***
“Duke’s condition is stabilizing,” Lifeline said while reading the monitors.
“It looks like he’s going to pull through,” Doc agreed. “He’s starting to come to!”
Duke rustled slightly, but then the equipment rang an alarm.

“Whoa whoa, calm down, buddy,” Doc said. “If only we could just get into his head.”
*** Meanwhile at the Atoll of Fear ***

“Ask and you shall receive,” the lieutenant pointed. “Look.”
From above, Skystrikers and Conquest X-30’s quickly took control of the skies.

Many Rattlers exploded; the remaining flew off towards the setting sun to escape. The Joes on the beach jumped up and down and cheered at the turn of events.

“Dr. Blonde, I’m Lieutenant Falcon. We’re here to take you home.”

“Hope you brought your sea legs,” Shipwreck cracked.
*** Meanwhile at the Terrordrome ***

“Patienccccce, Destro,” Cobra Commander replied. “The ssssuper weapon is almost finished. And when it is, G.I. Joe will be finished too! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!”
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20 Comments:
Yeah! Another conflict resolved with only violence towards machinery. You and the Joes hit ‘em where it hurts - The Pocketbook. Those COBRAs are going to have the highest auto insurance rate ever seen.
YO JOE!!!! (dang it, I can't seem to stop)
"I'm sorry, Mr. Commander, but your rates are going up again this year. It appears that all of your vehicles covered in our plan keep exploding."
"Cursssse those G.I. Joesssss!"
And thank you Henchy.
You may find yourself in trouble in the next episode. If Cobra uses Henchman's plan for world domination, they'll start shooting you and the Joes!
You can tell Jon is a gooder writer than some of us, cuz he uses words like Atoll intsted of island.
No really you are a gooder writer than me.
Yeah, but if it were still December, I would've used isthmus, cuz I'm dreaming of a white isthmus.
Yeah, but if it were still December, I would've used isthmus, cuz I'm dreaming of a white isthmus.
Yeah, but if it were still December, I would've used isthmus, cuz I'm dreaming of a white isthmus.
Stop this crazy thing, Jane! I want to get off!
Stop this crazy thing, Jane! I want to get off!
*YAWN!*
What another post from Team Boring.
Koma
Koma is all wrong. Jon and Nightcrawler are not Team Boring. They are Team Action Packed Saturday morning fun!!
That's right, Tak, so grab a big whomping bowl of your sugariest sugar-coated cereal, sit down and enjoy the ride.
Oh and Koma, Look behind you, I think someone's waiting to use that library computer that you're on.
I thought GI Joe was a weekday afternoon program.
Hey while you losers were watching Grossly Incompitant Joeseph. I was watching music video's. And good ones like David Bowies Ashes to Ashes and not that R&B shake your arse crap that all have the same drum machine.
Also Grossly Incompitent Joeseph is financed by the US Army. Its propaganda. My 1980's Japanese cartoons taught me the US is bad.
Koma
Yo dog, I knew that form the opening Salvo that you would kick those Cobras right in the Ace. Keep it strong, dog.
This is a family friendly blog Randy, despite all the wanton destruction. I don't think you can say words like Ace.
Sorry dog, my bad.
Please don't let the censors Barbeque me over this.
Psst Prof X, why does Randy get all word bold on us.
This is the most exciting adventure I have ever read! You go boy!!
oh dear god, my attention span can't take much more
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