Sunday, February 04, 2007

Pit Stop

So that we can get out of this wretched land of big headed big eyed freakiness, I’ll make this short. Disney, after all the damage caused by our contestants has sent us one of their lesser know/more expendable characters, Figment. As in any talent or skill that any of the contestants might think they have is a figment of their imagination.

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This was an ugly race. AOC’s team went running in all directions, Jon had an unconscious body to drag around at times, Henchman had to embrace his inner Furry. Except for Gyrobo and Gambit suddenly becoming geniuses, it was a pretty sad episode to watch.

But the team that managed to find and actually cross the finish line first wasn’t who the production team was betting on. Even Figment thought they were hosed.

The first to arrive at the pit stop today, despite profound mental regression, were Vegeta and Logan. Congrats boys, now get your awkward hug from Figment, the stuffed purple dragon Disney wishes people would forget.

The other teams make it in, some walking like normal beings, others chasing members of their team, though it was chasing them over the finish line, so it counts. And we wait, wait and wait some more for the last team.

And wait.

And wait.

And then send Disney security out to find them. After hours of searching, Warbird and Scott are located giggling insanely while running around a giant warehouse filled with Disney memorabilia. I’d tell them that they are the last team to finish today, but they seem so happy. The guards are ordered to close the doors and leave them be.


Blogger captain koma said...

OMG! Thats quite amazing. I never suspected that Vegeta and Logan would've made it to the finish line.


Oh well I've still got to deal with the damn Bea Arthur mystery.


5:38 PM  
Blogger Professor Xavier said...

Oh that is too bad. I suppose as a consolation prize the producers can arrange to let you stay in the park for another few days. It was very nice to get to see Novy.

5:51 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo said...

That's what the production team gets for buying us generic cola.

We demand brand names! Brands have reputations!

11:40 PM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

I love Figment! he sings this great song about imagination. It goes something like this:

Imagination, imagination

Well, I can't sing it very well.

6:28 AM  
Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One said...

I like Figment's brother: Fignewton. He is so yummy, you just want to eat him up.

So long Warbird, I'll miss your back ... ummmm,... story. Yeah that's it your back story.

11:53 AM  
Blogger Warbird said...

by all I will just have more fun at disney

12:50 PM  

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