Pit Stop

So that we can get out of this wretched land of big headed big eyed freakiness, I’ll make this short. Disney, after all the damage caused by our contestants has sent us one of their lesser know/more expendable characters, Figment. As in any talent or skill that any of the contestants might think they have is a figment of their imagination.



This was an ugly race. AOC’s team went running in all directions, Jon had an unconscious body to drag around at times, Henchman had to embrace his inner Furry. Except for Gyrobo and Gambit suddenly becoming geniuses, it was a pretty sad episode to watch.

But the team that managed to find and actually cross the finish line first wasn’t who the production team was betting on. Even Figment thought they were hosed.

The first to arrive at the pit stop today, despite profound mental regression, were Vegeta and Logan. Congrats boys, now get your awkward hug from Figment, the stuffed purple dragon Disney wishes people would forget.

The other teams make it in, some walking like normal beings, others chasing members of their team, though it was chasing them over the finish line, so it counts. And we wait, wait and wait some more for the last team.


And wait.




And wait.



And then send Disney security out to find them. After hours of searching, Warbird and Scott are located giggling insanely while running around a giant warehouse filled with Disney memorabilia. I’d tell them that they are the last team to finish today, but they seem so happy. The guards are ordered to close the doors and leave them be.