Monday, January 08, 2007

Out of the Race

I would normally regret having to make this announcement, but I don't. I am withdrawing from the race.

Let me explain...

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MJ called me this morning.

"Hey Tiger," she said, "How's the race coming along?"

"Great, we didn't come in last."

She laughed, "That's good to hear. Now, I just have to ask you something."

"Sure, anything."

"I want you to quit the race."

My jaw dropped, "Say what?"

MJ's tone became serious, "I want you to leave the race. Don't worry, it's not about Emma. I just want to have more time with you. Would you rather spend the next several weeks racing or being with me?"

Her tone was teasing, and yet (in a menacing way) daring me to say 'no'. I wasn't that stupid.

I replied, "Give me five minutes to let everyone know that I'm out of the race, and I'll be on my way home."

I sighed as I hung up the phone. Leave the race? Oh boy, but she definitely is more important.

Withing an hour, I was home. I walked in the door, and MJ called out, "Is that you Peter?"

"Yeah."

"Well get in here now." MJ commanded sternly.

"Yeah, get in here sexy!" called a second voice.

"MJ? What's going on?" I asked as I turned 'round the corner.



This was definitely worth leaving the race for!

15 Comments:

Blogger captain koma said...

You should have a warining dude. I got busted loading this up at the library.

You have some 'splaining to do.

Koma

11:47 PM  
Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One said...

What did the girl in the cat outfit do to get a spanking? Was she bad? Did she not listen to her parents? Did she try to run in the street?

I just want to know.

12:06 AM  
Blogger Vegeta said...

Hmph seems I'm not the only one with a wife who has a thing for catwomen

12:17 AM  
Blogger Spider-Man said...

Well Koma, it ain't porn, so there shouldn't be a problem...

And AOC... you'll learn when you're older.

12:17 AM  
Blogger Spider-Man said...

Seems like it Veggie!

12:18 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo said...

That poor stockade!

It's for incarceration only! Didn't they read the instruction manual?

12:35 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo said...

Is that a stockade? I can't tell. The brainholes...

12:36 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo said...

My every thought is like butter!

12:37 AM  
Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One said...

And by the Way: QUITTER!

1:46 AM  
Blogger Professor Xavier said...

And that's why super-heroes shouldn't ger married. Heroes of any kind really. At least MJ seems open minded in other areas.

5:56 AM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

So you're really quitting the race?

Too bad you didn't quit before SQT got booted. Not a very heroic action, Spidey.

7:35 AM  
Blogger Simon said...

I have to agree with Jon. If you are feeling like a quitter, please tell us before the elimination so people who want to stay here may remain and we can send your lazy arse home.

Cheers!

2:54 PM  
Blogger Randy said...

Too bad dog, I had you goin' all the way. All the way to Hollywooooooddd!

I guess you have to do what your wife say, though, huh?

3:17 PM  
Blogger SQT said...

Hmmph!

3:28 PM  
Blogger Warbird said...

sorry to see you go Spidy

12:30 PM  

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