Saturday, January 20, 2007

The Amazing Henchy

Ladies and Gents,

Time for the third part of the race. Team Golden boys, (That's Elixir and I, he named us). Make a mad dash to the airport. The last mintue flight to Bonneville Salt Flats, will cost a bundle. To save money I tell them Elixir is a pet. They in turn put him in cargo. Ka ching! I save us a cool $200.

When we land he seems a little frost biten. The white SUV is waiting there for us. At the Roadblock, Flying Elvi. It looks pretty sweet.

I let Elixir do this one because I felt bad about the whole putting him in "The cargo part of the plane as a pet" thing. Also, I just ate a few hotdogs.

On his first jump, his chute opens a little to late and he breaks his leg. As I start to drag behind the shed to put him down.

"Mr. Henchman, wait I can heal myself." He yells out. In a flash his broken leg heals.

On his second, he gets the hang of it. Wow, the kid has some moves. During the drive to Vegas I ask him how he moves so well. He tells me about the "Inner feeling modern dance class" he took for extra credit over the summer.

"The Professor taught." He informs me.

Great, just what I need. The thought of old baldy wiggling around on the floor in a unitard. We turn left on Old Flamingo Rd. on to the "Strip". I pull up to the Valet at Casesar’s Palace. Here we have a choice: Star or Lackey.

As a Henchman, I was ready to do the Lackey thing. Until I fond out, who we would lackey for.

"Oh No. I would rather work Dr.Doom again before her." I belt out.

Great this means, team Golden boys (shudder) have to come up with a show.

Vegas, Vegas...Hey, I think to myself. I could do an act with my "Dark beasts". I summon "Bitey".

And "Cuddle bear"

Right away, they start going after Elixir. I have never seen a Kidney fly so far in the air. However, those who are watching go running out of the theater. Ok...We need to try something diiferent.

Elixir suggest this musical Cyclops makes him do.

Funny this after he takes off his wig and dress. I think this kid isn't half bad.

Dental for all.

Dr.Polaris rules.


Blogger Gyrobo said...

I love that song.

3:16 PM  
Blogger Simon said...

Uhh, hmmm

3:29 PM  
Blogger Professor Xavier said...

First of all, that dance class is an elective. Secondly, I wear the unitard because it lets my body move freely.

6:50 PM  
Blogger Vegeta said...

Hey ! Kakarot! Your mother's father has made it to Earth! and his porn obsession came with him!

8:24 PM  
Blogger Son Goku said...

That guy's not my grandfather!

8:25 PM  
Blogger Vegeta said...

Really? look at your self in SS4 or 5 mode and And look at him!

8:26 PM  
Blogger Son Goku said...


8:27 PM  
Blogger Professor Xavier said...


8:32 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo said...

Ten hours later, and that song's still funny.

12:57 AM  
Blogger Paula Abdrool said...

You are beautiful! Just beautiful! Like sunshine!

8:40 AM  
Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One said...

Dang sound is out on the CPU view I have. will ahve to come back when fixed.

Otherwise good job

5:32 PM  
Blogger captain koma said...

Hey I told you about that song I deserve some credit here.


5:56 AM  
Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One said...

OK that was really really funny. But Kaaza is for Porn, the rest of the internet is just to infect your computer

5:17 PM  

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